London Andrews

....Musings and bewbs....
Loving this finished oil painting by @tilesofcolor on instagram …!

Loving this finished oil painting by @tilesofcolor on instagram …!

Anonymous asked: So.... If a three wheeled canoe is rolling across the desert and all three wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?

It takes ONE bunny and ONE pancake to answer your question … I am sure of it.

Anonymous asked: Why do you always act like you don't make enough money to pay for things? A phone doesn't cost that much money.

Not sure why everyone seems to think that I make a *ton* of money as a model…. I don’t…… I work for myself - I don’t have an agent. I don’t work for any commercial companies or magazines…. I love my job and I enjoy making my own decisions and running my own life - But I make about $18,000 a year (which is only $6,000 above the poverty-line in NY….)…. 

If I made more money - I would have a badass car to drive around, I would be able to afford a housing payment for a cute little farm house outside of the city, I would have health Insurance and dental coverage ….. I would be able to wash my cell phone in the ocean every week … BUT I don’t make that kind of money….

londonandrews:

AH HA! I found one… lets see if I can find another.

londonandrews:

AH HA! I found one… lets see if I can find another.