London Andrews

....Musings and bewbs....

No limit

  • 1.Kissed a girl? Yes
  • 2.Kissed a boy? Yes
  • 3.Had sex in public? Yes
  • 4.What’s your religion? I believe in the Universe
  • 5.What does your URL mean? Badass Mother-fucker ..
  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr? To Share the Love
  • 7.Do you have any nicknames? J-Lo
  • 8.Do you like bubble bath? Nope
  • 9.Kissed in the rain? Yes
  • 10.Dyed your hair? Many Times
  • 11.Soup or salad? Soup FOREVER
  • 12.Vegetable or meat? Vegetables FOREVER
  • 13.Go out drinking? Too often
  • 14.Smoke cigarettes? Never
  • 15.Smoke weed? Never
  • 16.Do any hard drugs? Not since I was 20
  • 17.Have you had sex today? Nope
  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? All the time
  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? He owns my soul.
  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Often.
  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Never.
  • 22.Tried to commit suicide? When I was 16
  • 23.The last time you felt broken? Last week.
  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Last week.
  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Nope.
  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? Medium-ish
  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? Hands.
  • 28.Do you sing in the shower? All the time.
  • 29.Do you dance in the car? All the time.
  • 30.Where were you yesterday? Camping
  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow? When I was 16
  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Haha. Monday.
  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope.
  • 34.Is Christmas stressful? Never
  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie? Fruit is lame. I want Pumpkin
  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Biologist
  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.
  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Often.
  • 39.Take a vitamin daily? Always
  • 40.Wear slippers? Never
  • 41.Wear a bath robe? Never
  • 42.What do you wear to bed? Nothing
  • 43.Do you want to get married? Someday
  • 44.Can you curl your tongue? Yep
  • 45.How many relationships have you had? Real relationships? Four.
  • 46.How can I win your heart? You can't.
  • 47.what makes a great relationship? Honesty.
  • 48.Shy OR open? Open
  • 50.Religious OR non-religious? Non.
  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? Caring.
  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Non.
  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings? I don't care.
  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Doesn't Matter.
  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? - I am single so I go out A LOT... but I LOVE stay-at-home-nights.








You know the words.

You’ve seen it at least 5 times.

Just play.

Dooooo iiiiiit




literally my reaction.


I got this song stuck in my head a few weeks ago at work and was walking around humming it all day and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m completely insane.

I get it as soon as I hear that little “wooww” at the beginning 

Just played it without comment and hubby danced in his chair…. 😂😂😂

(Source: redrobinrising)

kontrolledkhaos asked: ...ya know what? I'm just gonna go out on a limb here. While I'm already 90% sure what the answer would be I'm just gonna ask, what would I have to do to be on that cuddle & convo list?

Well - You would have to be a KITTEN … 

KITTEN is the key word for tonight.

panda9h asked: Are you single and looking or it is whatever at the moment?

I am dedicated to kittens and that is about it …. Everything else …. Is “Whatever at the moment…” ….

I swear, I was gone for three days and he turned into a Teenager …. ha. Look at those PAWS! He is RABBIT!

I swear, I was gone for three days and he turned into a Teenager …. ha. Look at those PAWS! He is RABBIT!

cryfreedom24 asked: Jes, the queue of willing spooning partners with you would quite literally be miles long. No exaggeration!

Oh. If I turned my cell phone on? I would have queue of men to cuddle with right now - It is silly how many guys I have been seeing lately… Not for sex, just for cuddling and conversation …. But yeah. Turning my cell phone off until tomorrow night. 

unicornsluts asked: If I could big spoon you while also somehow using your cute bum as a pillow, I would be the happiest man on the planet.

I WANT to spoon with someone right now …. But - Oh well… The dog will have to do …. 

Anonymous asked: It seems like you are spending less time on Tumblr?

Not going to lie - I am not IN LOVE with Tumblr anymore …. 

I am here for *now* … But I am not 100% about it  …

Anonymous asked: Am I the only fan who worries when you don't post for a few days? Not in a "I need to see boibs or I will die" way but a "I hope that girl and all her critters are OK" kind of way. Hope life is treating you well and know some of us are sending you positive thoughts/prayers/whatever you want to call good positive thoughts. Thank you for what you do.

Just camping with friends. They called me last minutes before they showed up, gave me ten minutes to pack…. I’ve been in the woods since Friday afternoon….

Anonymous asked: What were you doing over the last couple of days?


mymoose76213 asked: What time do they burn the Temple tonight? I have been checking the Web cast off and on.

Looks like it happening in the next few minutes….

The Temple burn is really special - So quiet, So Soft - Nothing like the Man-Burn - You cannot understand how much sadness and heartache burns with that Temple … Hopes and dreams and SO much LOSS… Photos of dead parents/brothers/sisters/children/burners….. Locks of hair, favorite items, children’s toys, a dog’s favorite bone - Dreams. Loss….. The Temple is Emotional - I can barely breathe while I am there - Every Burn, I tell myself that it is just a hunk of wood and a bunch of words and I need to Touch it and feel it before it Burns… And I just end up sitting down in a corner and crying for two hours …. The place is *seriously* heart wrenching ..

For my own reasons - I have *not* watched the Man Burn since I attended the first year … But I always always always watch the Temple Burn. Always. It means a lot to me.

Anonymous asked: BOLO: Alias "London Andrews", last seen with dewormed kittens. WANTED for information on felines.

HAHA - Kittens are FINE - Paige had two worms removed from her face on Friday morning ….. Should be the last of the Bot-flies (thank freaking GOD…. ) - All the kittens got all their Booster shots on Friday…..

They are GOOD. Happy. Seriously enamored by Friskers … My long haired white-and-orange bud …. Going to have the WORST time giving him away in two weeks….

Ok - I am BACK! In the meantime, check out Burning Man Webcast! Tonight they burn the Temple….! Tonight is my absolute favorite night …. Hope that Matthew is having the time of his life. I miss him much.

themodified1 asked: Please don't take this the wrong way, but your video makes you look much shorter than I imagined. How tall are you? For some reason I've always imagined you to be close to 6 feet tall.

Hahaha - I am super short. I am 5’4… 5’5 if I stand really really straight…